by Tom Flannery
copyright 2007 (BMI)
Religion is perfectly
Ok except for the fact that it's responsible for more deaths
than any other person
or thing in the history of the world. That's a bit of a PR problem...no?
Used to spend my days selling
crack
drinking beer and kicking
back
procuring the girls with
the nicest rack
look yonder at what greets
me now
I'm a young man with an
old man's brow
can Jesus get my ass out
of Iraq
can Jesus get my ass out
of Iraq
Flowing robes and finery
taught from birth to disagree
who to shoot and who to
love and to what degree
how many infidels required
to change a light bulb
under fire
who left all them virgins
to me
who left all them virgins
to me
my God he drops bigger bombs
than your God
that must mean he loves
me more
my God he hates gays way
more than your God
tell me whatcha praying
to yours for?
well it's time to get off
the floor
get up off the floor
No strip joints or cartoons
your deity is big on gloom
and doom
so watch your step or we'll
all go boom
convert convert and wipe
out the slate
no question it's OUR God
that's great....
except when I'm masturbating
in my room
except when I'm masturbating
in my room
Jesus never understood
the recruiter promised me
that come the end of World
War III
I'd be raptured to the
sounds of Let it Be
right now I'd like to know...where
is he?
But You need a God who'll
use his dukes
one not afraid to use his
nukes
accept blind intelligence
from the spooks
right wing with a mean
streak
will suffer fools and ply
the meek
knows just how to issue
a rebuke
knows how to issue a rebuke
..with lots of thunder
But still...
my God he drops bigger
bombs than your God
that must means he loves
me more
my God he hates gays way
more than your God
so whatcha praying to yours
for?
time to get up off the
floor