My God Drops Bigger Bombs Than Your God

by Tom Flannery
copyright 2007 (BMI)

Religion is perfectly Ok except for the fact that it's responsible for more deaths
than any other person or thing in the history of the world. That's a bit of a PR problem...no?

Used to spend my days selling crack
drinking beer and kicking back
procuring the girls with the nicest rack
look yonder at what greets me now
I'm a young man with an old man's brow
can Jesus get my ass out of Iraq
can Jesus get my ass out of Iraq

Flowing robes and finery
taught from birth to disagree
who to shoot and who to love and to what degree
how many infidels required
to change a light bulb under fire
who left all them virgins to me
who left all them virgins to me

my God he drops bigger bombs than your God
that must mean he loves me more
my God he hates gays way more than your God
tell me whatcha praying to yours for?
well it's time to get off the floor
get up off the floor

No strip joints or cartoons
your deity is big on gloom and doom
so watch your step or we'll all go boom
convert convert and wipe out the slate
no question it's OUR God that's great....
except when I'm masturbating in my room
except when I'm masturbating in my room
Jesus never understood

the recruiter promised me
that come the end of World War III
I'd be raptured to the sounds of Let it Be
right now I'd like to know...where is he?

But You need a God who'll use his dukes
one not afraid to use his nukes
accept blind intelligence from the spooks
right wing with a mean streak
will suffer fools and ply the meek
knows just how to issue a rebuke
knows how to issue a rebuke
..with lots of thunder

But still...
my God he drops bigger bombs than your God
that must means he loves me more
my God he hates gays way more than your God
so whatcha praying to yours for?
time to get up off the floor
 

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